I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have post one night stand depression
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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