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say what?
wanna hang out?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize