Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You can't motorboat a personality
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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