omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
