In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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