I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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