i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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