ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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