Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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