I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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