whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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