i jhust puked up my retainher.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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