This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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