we should wear snuggies to the strip club
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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