The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
