Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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