Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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