sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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