cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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