i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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