What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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