Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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