were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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