He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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