I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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