Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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