I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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