You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I skipped work to stalk him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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