I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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