how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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