If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just had sex on a roof
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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