After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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