you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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