is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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