my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize