Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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