porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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