I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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