She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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