He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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