she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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