I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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