so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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