I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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