she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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