This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This house was built for laser tag.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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