Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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