Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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