Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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