she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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