Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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