you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Randomize
