I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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