Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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