You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Never underestimate the power of titties
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