awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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